Ouch. When ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi issued a call for Muslims worldwide to join his campaign for an international caliphate, he likely wasn’t expecting to be mocked by online users from around the world.
It started when Baghdadi said in an Arabic audio message:
“This isn’t just a new crusade, the entire world has joined forces against us. But don’t worry, our state persists and expands. ISIS leaders: We urgently call upon every Muslim to join the fight, especially those in the land of the two shrines (Saudi Arabia), rise.
After human rights activist Iyad El-Baghdadi tweeted a translation of the ISIS call to arms, hundreds of people offered some hilarious reasons for turning the group down, reports NY Daily News.
One person stated: “Sorry, but I can’t trust a group that uses a deflating football and Arabic comic sans as their logo.”
Another said he couldn’t die because he had not seen “Star Wars” yet.
And it went downhill from there for Daesh…
@iyad_elbaghdadi Sorry Amir al-Mushrikeen, I'm busy being a real Muslim, giving to charity etc. Also, your dental plan sucks. #GoatTeethISIS
— Jay Zadeh (@JayLikesIt) December 27, 2015
@iyad_elbaghdadi my mom is saying no. Could you come and ask her for the permission?
— ismailsafrin (@ismailsafrin) December 29, 2015
@iyad_elbaghdadi I am a little busy with this Legendary Super Mutant Overlord that keeps nagging me in Fallout 4. No can do.
— حسّان منیر (@Go_Nawaz_Go) December 27, 2015
@iyad_elbaghdadi only dudes invited … hahahhaa no virgins ??? its true you like dicks then ??? please reply . pic.twitter.com/wzKKLs7Wk3
— Diabomim (@Diabomim) December 29, 2015
@iyad_elbaghdadi Sorry Darth Vader is marching through my living room as I write this. I kinda have my hands full.
— Barbara Ilari (@CrowWomanHealer) December 29, 2015
@iyad_elbaghdadi Hello: I am Yusef and I would like to enlist ur assistance in moving $ out of Nigeria. Plz contact me with ur banking info
— Chuck Cain (@cainch) December 29, 2015
@iyad_elbaghdadi I wanna wait until April and find out what happened to Jon Snow
— Hind (@hsulaiti) December 27, 2015
@iyad_elbaghdadi in this special occasion, is there any changes in virgin numbers?
72 is so old school.— Yasser Almaamoun (@YAlmaamoun) December 28, 2015
https://twitter.com/Coolhand_Comedy/status/681532586729013248
@iyad_elbaghdadi I have to masturbate before. Could take a while. My whole life
— Propa Gandhi (@thomasmatzka) December 27, 2015
@iyad_elbaghdadi Too busy being part of a civilised and functioning society. Also, Sherlock S04 in 4 days. I can't miss the first episode.
— Rezwan (@boorbuck) December 28, 2015
https://twitter.com/ZaidAzmi/status/681516659811729408
@iyad_elbaghdadi Do you have pilates classes there?
— SteveStaffs (@SteveStaffs) December 27, 2015
@iyad_elbaghdadi I've forwarded this to my Muslim friends, they said it's too busy here with Christmas to be bothered
— Pete Kearney (@PeteKearney) December 28, 2015
@iyad_elbaghdadi #daesh #ISIS Where is the AFTER PARTY … ??? u have soon no land anymore … 🙁 hahahaha pic.twitter.com/yZvIQ0my7h
— Diabomim (@Diabomim) December 29, 2015
This isn’t the first time the terrorist organization has been the laughing stock on social media. Late last year, the hacktivist group Anonymous began spamming verified ISIS hashtags with Rickrolls.
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